Your Swag ain't Worth Squat

If you're alive right about now, which I presume you are, you've probably heard a few words and phrases that have made you go 'Are you fucking stupid?'. Now I select my friends very carefully so that I don't have to why we should be 'dying our hair blue/green/purple' because 'Yolo' but the chicks in the 'I want to bang' group almost usually fall into the 'I'm a dumb bitch' group. So I'm often forced to listen to idiotic words and phrases, I mean yeah it's worth it but I want to make sure my readers are educated enough not say things that make them seem as dumb as the cast of Geordie Shore.

How will I do this you ask? I am providing you with a 'Shit that annoying fucks say' list which shall help you in conversing with your fellow Bros. For a person can either be a Bro or a 'Swagget' but they can never be both. Ever. It is our job as Bros to rise above the idiotic majority of our sad remnant of society. 

Shit that Annoying Fucks Say

- Swag/Swagger

- bro (notice the lower case 'l')

- Yolo

- Returns (On your Facebook photo)

- No makeup, god I'm so ugly!

- OMG

- Guys are all the same! (Sexist much?)

- Literally (when you mean figuratively)

- Maccy D's

- TOWIE

- On it like a car bonnet

- Aw, hell no! (Unless you're a black woman)

- That awkward moment when...

- Epic fail!

- # (followed by anything but a number)

- Bezza 

- wot? (Type 'what')

- Answer your phone! (Maybe they don't want to talk to you!)

- Don't judge me (you're a bitch)

I'd also like to say that I'm returning to my blog and from now on there will hopefully be weekly updates. Anything you think I missed from the list? Or is there a topic you'd like me to cover? Or a question you want answering? Then E-Mail me at: ryanslog1459@gmail.com