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Being your own wingman is hard, there's no denying that. But sometimes we have to fly solo. There are many reasons a Bro may be forced to pick up chicks on his own, ranging from being out of town to your wingman being otherwise occupied. I sadly don't have a wingman anymore. Luckily being without wingman doesn't necessarily mean being without sex. 

One of the big things a wingman does is talk you up, so without a wingman, you have to do that on your own. This is quite tricky because do it too much and you're a douche, but not enough and you're a loser. So, you have to brag about yourself in the form of a complaint. For example: 'My friends keep taking advantage of how nice I am, it sucks!', 'The front of my boxers are always too tight no matter what size I get, it sucks!' and 'I'm so strong I can't arm wrestle people without endangering them, it sucks!'. It could also be worth letting your suit do the talking, nothing says I'm rich, debonair and confident like

a fine ass suit. Fake phone calls can also be used to make it seem like a friend is talking you up.

Chicks, like their cushiony companions, almost always come in pairs. This can be a problem. Without a wingman to dive on the friend grenade you're going to be stuck talking to hottie and hottie's not so hot friend all night. Unfortunately without a wingman it's extremely unlikely that you're going to get any immediate action. The best thing to do in this situation is to get her phone number, move on and call her later (keeping in mind the Four Day Rule) to arrange a date. 

Push comes to shove you're better off with a wingman but there are some benefits of going solo. With a wingman there may be a crossover in targets leading to an argument about which one of you gets the chick. Without a wingman there's no chance of teammate error or rack jacking. When you're sitting alone drinking scotch and hoping for the sudden appearance of a dumb chick equally as alone as you, always remember things could be worse, you could be in a relationship *shudder*.