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I can play at that game
Requirements: A Notepad
Prep Time: None!
Bummers: Time consuming
The Play
1. Write down a list of sexual acts on your notepad. Only write down things you actually want to do and I cannot stress that enough.
2. Go to an apartment building and knock on people’s doors until a viable target answers.
3. Tell her that her boyfriend has been cheating on her with your girlfriend. If she looks at you in confusion and says she doesn’t have a boyfriend, simply say you must have come to the wrong apartment and repeat steps two and three until you find a chick that does have a boyfriend.
4. Tell her that you even found a list of every way they’ve enjoyed each other’s bodies and show her your notepad. Say that you wish there was a way you could get back at them, gesture to the notepad and sigh.
5. Let her ‘get even’.
