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Sunday 1 September 2013

Emptying my Sack 1

My E-Mail inbox has been full of responses for almost a year now but I've never taken the opportunity to respond, until now. You've waited long enough, and I apologise for that, but now, I'm finally emptying my sack (mail sack that is). I will be doing this from time to time, answering around three or four E-Mails each time. If an E-Mail is viable for a long response I may answer it in a video. My E-Mail is ryanslog1459@gmail.com 
Some E-Mails have been reworded and altered slightly due to my loathing of bad grammar and spelling.

Dear Ryan,
I love suits, unfortunately my friends don't share my love, that coupled with the price makes it hard to suit up on a regular basis. Are there any cost saving, more socially acceptable alternatives to suiting to up?
 - Eddie 

More socially acceptable alternatives to suiting up? Wearing something that makes you fit in with society is the exact opposite to what suiting up is about. Perhaps the reason your suits are failing you is not because of them, but because of you, your and your poor mentality. As for cost saving, cost is unfortunately equal to quality when it comes to suit, getting a high end quality suit for less than a £1000 can be difficult. Try getting a neutrally coloured suit, then you can mix and match shirts to make it feel new and different.
 - Socially unaccepted yet awesome Ryan

Dear Ryan,
My wingman is a disaster! We both keep striking out and I know it's his fault. He wears brightly coloured Hawaiian shirts, it's impossible to get a girl wearing one! We don't even live in a warm place! How do I tell him there's a problem without hurting his feelings? 
 - Michael

Impossible you say...? Challenge Accepted.
 - Challenged Ryan

Dear Ryan,
My girlfriend is very close with her ex, too close. It makes me uncomfortable but every time I bring it up she accuses me f not trusting her. I don't want to tell her she can't hang out with him but something needs to be done. Advice?
 - Cole

How close is too close? For some of my close friends have been accused of being too close to their former partners when although they were very close, it was purely platonic. 
 - Ex-boyfriend and close friend, Ryan

Dear Ryan,
Has your favourite game changed since you published you list? I believe you are a Deadpool fan after all and he did just get his own game?
 - No Name Given

Dear No name,
Yes actually it has, the top spot on my list has shifted from Assassin's Creed III to The Last of Us, which if you haven't played yet, play it, now. Please provide a name next time though. 
 - Always-without-a-shiv Ryan

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