8. Uhura
Appeared in: Star Trek: The Original Series
Pros: Could easily get you on the bridge of the original Enterprise, incredibly low cut skirt
Cons: Might have to compete with ladies man Kirk, Communication officer so she probably never shuts up
7. Major Kira
Appeared in: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Pros: Tough and rough
Cons: Would have to fill Odo's shoes, could kick your ass, religious
6. Orion Slave Girls
Appeared in: Star Trek: Enterprise
Pros: Walk around half naked, turned on all the time, erotic dancing
Cons: Might attempt to control you, slavery has been abolished on Earth
5. Hoshi
Appeared in: Star Trek: Enterprise
Pros: Would get to rub her naked body with gel after an away mission
Cons: Could tell you to fuck off in like a thousand different languages
4. Tonia Barrows
Appeared in: Star Trek: The Original Series
Pros: Low cut skirt, didn't seem too intelligent
Cons: I'm guessing Captain Kirk infiltrated her with his probe if you know what I mean, wearing a redshirt and therefor could die
3. Deana Troi
Appeared in: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Pros: Could get you to the bridge of the Enterprise-D, could seduce her with chocolate
Cons: Talkative, in love with Commander Riker
2. Jadzia Dax
Appeared in: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Pros: Likes it rough, awesome and fun personality, ever wondered if those spots go all the way down?
Cons: Her husband would fuck you up, used to be a man
1. T'Pol
Appeared in: Star Trek: Enterprise
Pros: Vulcan logic, no emotions, Trillium-D addict
Cons: Hmmm...
No 7 of 9 ?
ReplyDelete